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Love Advice Forum Thread: A Wife's Ten Rules for a Happy Marriage

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    A Wife's Ten Rules for a Happy Marriage

    1. The woman always makes the rules
    2. These rules are subject to change without notice
    3. No man can possibly know all the rules
    4. The woman is never wrong
    5. If it appears the woman is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the man did or said
    6. The man must apologise immediately for causing the misunderstanding
    7. The woman can change her mind at any time
    8. The man must never change his mind without the proper consent of the woman
    9. The man must read the mind of the woman at all times
    10. At all times, what is important is what the woman meant, not what she said.


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    I just wanted to share this ten rules. I came across it while searching for funny marriage jokes. I have no intentions to offend any man who will come across this post.

    Advance Happy Valentines Day!
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    Hmmm...very funny. But what is funnier is the fact that while women can make these rules and implement them, men still rule the world. No, seriously speaking, it would be better if rules for marriage can be legislated by both parties fully agreeing as to the intent and meaning of those rules. Instead of having rules for a happy marriage, it would be better to have rules for a healthy and growing family. Nice share.
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    Great share. However, this list is missing the most important rule of: The man must always say an enthusiastic "NO" if the woman asks "Do I look fat in this?".
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    Hahaha. I wholeheartedly agree! Lol. With simple rules like that, IF women did rule the world...we would have a very different world, I would like to think a better one. Nice one.

    Makes me think of Freud, the father of psychoanalysis...who he said that at the end of it all (all the theories, experiments, etc), he STILL did not understand a woman. ~

    This is why I love men so very very much...they do not often get us, but they love us. yay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lee11 View Post
    Hahaha. I wholeheartedly agree! Lol. With simple rules like that, IF women did rule the world...we would have a very different world, I would like to think a better one. Nice one.

    Makes me think of Freud, the father of psychoanalysis...who he said that at the end of it all (all the theories, experiments, etc), he STILL did not understand a woman. ~

    This is why I love men so very very much...they do not often get us, but they love us. yay!
    You forgot to mention that a majority of successful men have successful women behind them. And most male bosses have female secretaries to take care of all the minor decisions.

    I love men too...specifically one man. Because he's understanding, loving, and an awesome companion.

    May the rest of you guys enjoy your Valentines Day. I'm sure I will, with or without a gift.

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    First of all, Happy Valentines to Everyone on this forum.

    Those rules are funny but can be true. LOL
    Yes better if there would be equality on relationship and think that it takes two to tango.

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    Happy Valentines day everyone.

    Haha yeah true rules, but sometimes you have to remember some of our special others need rules to go by. I mean some men want a few things to remember or do rather than do everything themselves. In my house we do not have rules and I think that is the problem here haha. I am tending to make some rules around here asap especially since I am in a home full of men haha. Having two boys and then the husband is insane.

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    I think guys should take a psychic class so that they could understand what girls are thinking. I have to admit that these rules are very true. I am planning to implement this rules with my boyfriend.

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    Funny lol. That ranks up there with a quote from Bob Brenly (Chicago Cubs baseball announcer). He gives this advice to every guy who gets married. He says;

    "There are three sayings all men should learn to have a happy marriage. They are 'yes dear', 'you're right' and 'I'm sorry'". I always think truer words have never been spoken.

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    I really do love this one, thanks so much for sharing! I really do love jokes and laughing, it makes the day go by so much better for everyone.

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