5 secrets to a great relationship

Discussion in 'Love and Relationship Jokes' started by LoveAdmin, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. LoveAdmin

    LoveAdmin Administrator Staff Member

    1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.

    2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

    3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn’t lie.

    4. It is important to find a man who’s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

    5. It is important that these four men never meet.
     
  2. tiepolo

    tiepolo New Member

    You made me laugh :)
    Great post
     
  3. steph84

    steph84 New Member

    Hahaha I totally fell for this joke. I will say that once I got got number 4 I was thinking, "Where am I going to find a man who can do all of this? I usually find one who loves to cook and clean but is terrible in bed or the other way around." Thanks for the laugh!
     
  4. Coffeeaddict

    Coffeeaddict New Member

    LOL, I was about to say I find all those characters and skills in my boyfriend until I read the last tip :p Nice one!
     
  5. Silverstar2154

    Silverstar2154 New Member

    LOL funny. And for some women that still wouldn't be enough because a 6th or 7th man would be needed...preferably to consolidate some of that so they don't feel bad for juggling so many men.
     
  6. abc00poonam

    abc00poonam New Member

    Hahahaha Funny. You made me laugh. :hehe:
    Nice post. :)
     
  7. alishass2040

    alishass2040 New Member

    truth porst...........
     
  8. Kaybee517

    Kaybee517 New Member

    Ha ha!! You got me on this one. It made me laugh.:wave:
     
  9. Pat

    Pat New Member

    I really like number 5. This is a great post. Thanks you make me laugh out loud!
     
  10. time2discover

    time2discover New Member

    Really good one!
     
  11. ACSAPA

    ACSAPA New Member

    You definitely had me going for a minute there. I was thinking that these were impossibly high standards and then you dropped the boom.
    I think if you find a guy that meets 2 of these criteria, then you're doing pretty well. I would pick 2 and 3 because I can cook and clean for myself so i don't really need a domestic man.
     
  12. tierneytg

    tierneytg New Member

    Thanks for the laugh.
     
  13. relationshippro

    relationshippro New Member

    LoL... Really Good one... :clapping:
     
  14. dizzyprincess

    dizzyprincess New Member

    So you individually categorized each man! Smart post! LOL:eek:hyeah:
     
  15. dizzyprincess

    dizzyprincess New Member

    where we could find that kind of man, role into 1"?
     
  16. susanwalters

    susanwalters New Member

    you have to remember to 5 secret to have great relationship
    1 Fight right
    2 Keep it real
    3.Have rapport
    4 Relate
    5 Review
     
  17. nikkilsvgs

    nikkilsvgs New Member

    HAHA!!! That was a good one. I was sitting here thinking to myself 5 things too! That was awesome!
     
  18. garrodrebecca

    garrodrebecca New Member

    Ha ha, its a funny post. But points are interesting.. Thanks to you to make me laugh.
     
  19. Promarged36

    Promarged36 Member

    Nice one!!! hahaha:roflmao:
     

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