A dog is better than a wife

Discussion in 'Love and Relationship Jokes' started by LoveAdmin, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. LoveAdmin

    LoveAdmin Administrator Staff Member

    1.The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

    2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

    3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

    4. A dog’s parents never visit.

    5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

    6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

    7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

    8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

    9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

    10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

    11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

    12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

    13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

    And last, but not least:

    14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
     
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  2. BungaloBill70

    BungaloBill70 New Member

    I like my dog more than my wife
     
  3. Amerise

    Amerise New Member

    Then why the hell did you get married?
     
  4. phoenyxstarr

    phoenyxstarr New Member

    Amerise, sometimes I think Bill likes to make crazy off the wall statements just to see who gets upset about them. LOL I've not been here very long but every comment of his that I've seen seems to be like that.

    As for the topic, I think a bitter divorced man had to write that list, especially the last reason.
     
  5. catowoman

    catowoman New Member

    but you can never love your dog more than your wife. :playful:
     
  6. ttpm15

    ttpm15 New Member

    he thought it was a good idea back then, not so much now !!! ( J/K)
     
  7. zaerine

    zaerine New Member

    Dogs are also loyal compared to men.
    And they will still love you even you just fed them foods from the can.

    LOL seems to be dogs are better than husband thread starter. (just for laughs) :D
     
  8. summerRain

    summerRain New Member

    Go ahead and ask your dog to prepare your dinner.

    Tell your dog that she needs to do the laundry.

    Tell your dog to give you a body massage.

    And hey, kiss your dog passionately!

    LOL *peace* I am just kidding!
     
  9. summerRain

    summerRain New Member

    This is a funny joke and I would like to repost it on other social networking sites. However, not all dogs are as obedient as what you are thinking. You still need to consider having a wife in your life too. :)
     
  10. Micheleteresa

    Micheleteresa New Member

    I think a lot of guys are similar to dogs, talk sweet to them, tell them their a good boy, give them a treat and then they are rolling around at your feet. ..so easy!
     
  11. kathie_san

    kathie_san New Member

    Hahaha! This you're right! I bet no husband would trade his wife for a dog for these reasons. :D
     
  12. wahcashmom

    wahcashmom New Member

    Funny joke, I could see a lot of men saying that actually!
     
  13. priya23

    priya23 New Member

    I dont like your post, if it is than why mans get married?
     
  14. TABL

    TABL New Member

    This made me laugh!
    My husband loves our dog, I tease that he treats her better than me!
     
  15. Kaybee517

    Kaybee517 New Member

    Ha ! This list was funny. Unfortunately, I know of a few guys that would absolutely agree with this whole list.
     
  16. Jessi

    Jessi New Member

    Lmao! It's so true.

    Although to be fair, they still might tear everything up and destroy it first. :p
     
  17. abc00poonam

    abc00poonam New Member

    Yeh ur Right.... :)
     
  18. Pat

    Pat New Member

    Now let's see your dog do the above. Cute list:)
     
  19. elizabethdennis

    elizabethdennis New Member

    You should have married your dog instead! I bet your wife feels the same.
     
  20. Don Quixote

    Don Quixote New Member

    I love my dog and here are some more reasons why:

    1. My dog doesn't care if I come home laden with gifts or come home empty-handed. All my dog cares is that I come home.
    2. My dog doesn't care if I have been gone for ten minutes or I have been gone for ten years. My dog always welcomes me like I have been gone for ten years.
    3. My dog doesn't care if I haven't bathed or I haven't shaved. My dog only cares that it's me.

    Maybe that's why I am in no hurry to get married. Again.
     

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