Baseball vs Porn

Discussion in 'Love and Relationship Jokes' started by LoveAdmin, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. LoveAdmin

    LoveAdmin Administrator Staff Member

    A man watching a baseball game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple.

    “I don’t know whether to watch them or the game,” he said to his wife.

    “For heaven’s sake, watch them have sex,” his wife said.”You already know how to play baseball!”
     
  2. mzikd

    mzikd New Member

  3. kathie_san

    kathie_san New Member

    Lol that must have been a blow to a man's ego ;-)
     
  4. Lucky120

    Lucky120 New Member

    LOL that is messed up, but really funny. I know that was a really huge low blow there lol. I know that she was hinting to him to get some more sex education in for the bedroom. Aww poor guy, he must have felt really bad about that. I feel sorry for him in some case, but this was really funny and my husband thought it was too. I was reading it to him as I was reading. Thank you for sharing this joke.
     
  5. Lee11

    Lee11 New Member

    Hilarious. How is that for a sarcastic comment? Lol.

    Makes me think of this joke where a husband asks his wife why she was so beautiful and so stupid at the same time? She promptly replied God made her beautiful so that he would be attracted to her, and stupid so that she would be attracted to him.

    I loved it! Not so stupid, after all. :eek:
     
  6. zaerine

    zaerine New Member

    I agree that he should watch the one he have lesser knowledge with. LOL
    Funny way of telling the truth so it could hurt less. :p
     
  7. wahcashmom

    wahcashmom New Member

    I love this, this is the best one I have heard today! Thanks so much for making me smile and laugh! I loved it, thanks for sharing this.
     
  8. Silverstar2154

    Silverstar2154 New Member

    LOL That's so mean. The look on that guy's face must have been absolutely priceless.

    To be fair though a lot of baseball games are fairly slow paced.
     
  9. UmiNoor

    UmiNoor New Member

    I've heard of this joke too. Wives can be wickedly sarcastic and bruise a man's ego too! LOL
     
  10. AmazingLove

    AmazingLove New Member

    Does it mean that the guy have not learned how to have a mutually satisfying sex with the wife? Oh, that is pathetic! But then sex is not really something so mysterious and these days even teenagers are so knowledgeable on them but just poor in handling consequences.

    Nice joke. It just made my night! What a way to end up my post sortie tonight...thanks a lot for making me smile before I hit the bed. :D :D
     
  11. john06

    john06 New Member

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  12. alishass2040

    alishass2040 New Member

    Not so stupid, after all.
     

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