Cake or Bed?

Discussion in 'Love and Relationship Jokes' started by Lucasmom, Oct 14, 2011.

  1. Lucasmom

    Lucasmom New Member

    A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
    FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

    HONEY,
    COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
    IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

    HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
    FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
    GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO.

    FINE,

    THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
    WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
    IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

    TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
    FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
    WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO

    FINE, SHE SAYS
    THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
    TO THE FRONT DOOR?
    THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

    I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
    WANT TO FIX STEPS
    HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
    HOME DEPOT WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO
    I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
    I'M GOING TO THE PUB!!!!

    SO HE GOES TO THE PUB AND DRINKS FOR A
    COUPLE OF HOURS..................................

    HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
    HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
    TO GO HOME

    AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
    THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

    AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
    HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

    AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
    THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

    HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
    SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
    OUTSIDE AND CRIED

    JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
    WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

    HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
    ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
    GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

    HE SAID,
    SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

    SHE REPLIED,
    HELLOOOOO..
    DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
    ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO!
     
  2. Lucky120

    Lucky120 New Member

    Oh wow that is something lol. I think that is really funny and in some ways really weird haha. Well you know sometimes that actually happens and it works out just like this did. I have to show this to my husband and see if he laughs a little bit at it, because I found it a little funny and when I neared the end I was like oh no haha. When I saw the title I was like what, and at first I thought it would be a question or something haha. This was really good and I liked it. Did you make this yourself?
     
  3. Lucasmom

    Lucasmom New Member

    I can't take credit for this, I'm not that funny trust me. It was sent to me in an e-mail and made me laugh so I thought I would share it.
     
  4. kathie_san

    kathie_san New Member

    This one is really funny! This is a warning for lazy husbands hahaha!
     
  5. Joshua Amahit

    Joshua Amahit New Member

    Nice One! Had me laughing at the end. Good Stuff! Serves the husband right! Though they're probably fighting more now than ever. hahahaha!
     
  6. Funmomof4

    Funmomof4 New Member

    I don't laugh out loud to many jokes, but this one was hysterical! A good laugh is always needed...Thanks! ;)
     
  7. wahcashmom

    wahcashmom New Member

    I love this, it was so funny! Hey you lazy guys, you better watch out.. lol!
     
  8. heavenly

    heavenly New Member

    Nice one and I think that is really funny and in some ways really weird also.
     
  9. alishass2040

    alishass2040 New Member

    This one is really funny
     
  10. ACSAPA

    ACSAPA New Member

    That's pretty funny. The husband totally deserved it. All she asked him to do was help around the house. Much like life, this joke is both funny and sad.
     
  11. nikkilsvgs

    nikkilsvgs New Member

    That is hilarious! I have to show my husband this one! He is really bad about not fixing anything and I have to do it all, lol. I would never do what this lady did but it is hilarious!
     
  12. karmaskeeper

    karmaskeeper New Member

    I remember the first time I heard that joke way back when. I loved it still do, and sometimes I'll even use the punch line on my husband.:couple_inlove:
     
  13. Promarged36

    Promarged36 Member

    Nice one ! This is so funny:roflmao:
     
  14. smileplzz333

    smileplzz333 New Member

    Lol, it was really funny, finally she replied her with hurting answer. Probably husbands will learn and will not treat his wife like this. Otherwise they will see the bad color of wife as well.

    thanks
     
  15. suri1100134

    suri1100134 New Member

    lol, what a funny poem =))
     

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