Communication Gap!

Discussion in 'Love and Relationship Jokes' started by snehasaini, Oct 23, 2013.

  1. snehasaini

    snehasaini Banned

    Hello Friends,

    A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?"

    She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by."

    "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

    "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

    "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

    "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents."

    He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

    "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one."

    "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

    "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

    "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

    "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

    Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?"

    "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me!"
     
  2. nishtha

    nishtha New Member

    Very nice communication.
     
  3. Robknowsbest

    Robknowsbest New Member

    haha wow, yeah who would wanna go through that everyday. She needs to work on her communication skills for sure.
     
  4. relationshippro

    relationshippro New Member

    Wow Great communication.... ;) :applause:
     
  5. ACSAPA

    ACSAPA New Member

    That's pretty funny. I can see why trying to talk to her would drive someone crazy. Wow.
     
  6. Sadhana

    Sadhana New Member

    Great Communication......... hahaha
     

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