Relationship Jokes

Discussion in 'Love and Relationship Jokes' started by gunjanjain, Apr 22, 2014.

  1. gunjanjain

    gunjanjain Banned

    If I could have just one wish,
    I would wish to wake up everyday
    to the sound of your breath on my neck,
    the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
    the touch of your fingers on my skin,
    and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
    Knowing that I could never find that feeling
    with anyone other than you.
     
  2. relationshippro

    relationshippro New Member

    Nice one...
     
  3. Thanks for advice..
     
  4. sadum

    sadum New Member

    Beautiful
     
  5. upandrunning

    upandrunning New Member

    a man and a woman are having trouble with the timing of their sexual needs. One night the husband says honey I have a solution. If you are ever in the mood for love reach over across my hip and stroke my dick once. If you are not in the mood reach over and stroke it 300 times.
     
  6. inatiaves

    inatiaves New Member

    Lovely thankful to you i am visiting your discussion.
     
  7. lovehurts

    lovehurts New Member

    lovely x
     
  8. Dovey

    Dovey New Member

    Ha ha ha! That has to be a man who goes for what he wants @upandrunning. NO matter what!
     
  9. steph84

    steph84 New Member

    Thanks for the joke! I needed it today! My relationship is needing some laughter today! Anyone else have some jokes on relationships? I always hear about women being total shrews or they are super obscene.
     
  10. Promarged36

    Promarged36 Member

    so beautiful :heartpump:
     
  11. Sadhana

    Sadhana New Member

    its very nice...
     

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